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  2. joliajerky:

    Found poetry at CVS

    Lol

    (Source: posi-milkhotel)

     
  3. yeah i woke up and literally all my clothes were out of my drawers ad on the floor
    i saw three of my best friends penises
    i woke up with swollen feet and old gum on my sheets
    turns out it was a mixture of soggy popcorn and vodka
    i was pulling glass out of my feet for literally weeks
    theres a video of a brazillian dude teaching me to pickpocket strangers
    the one time i wasnt being a dick to future me
    i had to throw the shoes out
    I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE THING WAS
    hooked up with a lot of people i wasnt supposed to oops

    generalbooty:

    i keep forgetting to make a post about this but when I get drunk I leave post-its to myself to read in the morning and these are a select few

    This is a very smart idea!

     
  4. Welcome back, girlfriend!

     
     
  5. (Source: sheepfilms, via corypalmer)

     

  6. joliajerky:

    Through the bleakness of today unearthed by events last night, I fell back in love with the city. It happened as the q train rode over the east river and it was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced before.

    YAAAASSSSSSSSSS 

    (Source: )

     
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  8. YES PLEASE

     
     
  9. Throwback Wednesday

     
     
  10. It’s a Whitney kinda day!